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Tracks
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Guys..
I don’t feel like this should be ignored…
Why kellin whyyyyy
i cybered on omegle today
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You:
hi
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Stranger:
hey
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You:
wanna cyber
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Stranger:
Depends are you a girl? ;)
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You:
ya
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Stranger:
And okay then, you start?
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You:
i come into ur bedroom
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You:
and ur sleeping
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You:
and i crawl under your blanket
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Stranger:
I'm still asleep
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You:
u feel me pulling down ur pants
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You:
and u wake up and smile
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Stranger:
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
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You:
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
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You:
cutting off your penis
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Stranger:
wait
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You:
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
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Stranger:
Then what...?
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You:
I HATE YOU
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Stranger:
I didn't cheat
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You:
you bleed to death in your bed
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Stranger:
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
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You:
nobody ever knows what happened
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You:
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
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You:
the end
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Stranger:
I have a mercedes?
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You:
not anymore faggot
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Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
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Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, and don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
(Source: quote-book)
